The song My Dick is performed by Mickey Avalon in the album named Mickey Avalon in the year 2024 .
My d**k cost a late night fee
Your d**k got the HIV
My d**k plays on the double feature screen
Your d**k went straight to DVD
My d**k bigger than a bridge
Your d**k look like a little kids
My d**k large like the chargers
(The whole team)
Your shit look like you're fourteen
My d**k locked in a cage
(Right)
Your d**k suffer from stage fright
My d**k so hot it's stolen
Your d**k look like Gary Coleman
My d**k pain and big
Your d**k stinks like shit
My d**k got a Caesar do
Your d**k needs a tweezer dude
My d**k is like super size
Your d**k look like two fries
My d**k more ma*s than the Earth
Your d**k half staff
(It needs work)
My d**k been there done that
Your d**k said so
My d**k, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus
My d**k need no introduction
Your d**k don't even function
My d**k served a whole lunch-in
Your d**k, it look like a munchkin'
My d**k size of a pumpkin
Your d**k look like Mackauley Culkin
My d**k good good lovin'
Your d**k good for nothin'
My d**k bench pressed 350
Your d**k couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My d**k pretty damn skimpy
Your d**k hungry as a hippie
My d**k don't fit down the chimney
Your d**k is like a kid from the Philippine
My d**k is like an M16
Your d**k, broken vending machine
My d**k parts the seas
Your d**k farts and queefs
My d**k rumble in the jungle
Your d**k got touched by your uncle
My d**k goes to yoga
Your d**k fruit roll up
My d**k grade a beef
Your d**k made a geek
My d**k sick and dangerous
Your d**k quick and painless
My d**k 'nuff said
Your d**k loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus