My Dick

My d**k cost a late night fee Your d**k got the HIV My d**k plays on the double feature screen Your d**k went straight to DVD My d**k bigger than a bridge Your d**k look like a little kids My d**k large like the chargers (The whole team) Your shit look like you're fourteen My d**k locked in a cage (Right) Your d**k suffer from stage fright My d**k so hot it's stolen Your d**k look like Gary Coleman My d**k pain and big Your d**k stinks like shit My d**k got a Caesar do Your d**k needs a tweezer dude My d**k is like super size Your d**k look like two fries My d**k more ma*s than the Earth Your d**k half staff (It needs work) My d**k been there done that Your d**k said so My d**k, V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus My d**k need no introduction Your d**k don't even function My d**k served a whole lunch-in Your d**k, it look like a munchkin' My d**k size of a pumpkin Your d**k look like Mackauley Culkin My d**k good good lovin' Your d**k good for nothin' My d**k bench pressed 350 Your d**k couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My d**k pretty damn skimpy Your d**k hungry as a hippie My d**k don't fit down the chimney Your d**k is like a kid from the Philippine My d**k is like an M16 Your d**k, broken vending machine My d**k parts the seas Your d**k farts and queefs My d**k rumble in the jungle Your d**k got touched by your uncle My d**k goes to yoga Your d**k fruit roll up My d**k grade a beef Your d**k made a geek My d**k sick and dangerous Your d**k quick and painless My d**k 'nuff said Your d**k loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus