Jane Fonda

I had a baby named Jane She could shake that thing Said her Daddy used to hang With Johnny Coltrane She sang a soul train With her friend named Jen Her booty was bigger Than a Mercedes Benz Jen was a herdy gerdy dirty little girly I heard it from a birdy She could cook a mean turkey With gravy baby, baby, baby Baby was Jen's best friend and maybe If you were lucky Licky licky, s*cky s*cky Mickey, Mickey, f**k me f**k me More junk in the trunk than a Honda I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda One, two, three, four Get your booty on the dance floor Work it out, shake it little momma Let me see you do the Jane Fonda Five, six, seven now If you don't know, let me show you how To work it out, work it little momma I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda I had a princess, queen of incest She was in Reba Jean, her big bre*sts And big eyes and a big a*s to match Jean wasn't fat, she was easy to catch Then came Molly your hood from Hollywood High So fly she was trans-Atlantic She was a manic depressive, manic depressive Which was impressive Very impressive, I had to test it Tasted like chicken and was lemon scented She took me home to her momma I taught them both how to Jane Fonda One, two, three, four Get your booty on the dance floor Work it out, shake it little momma Let me see you do the Jane Fonda Five, six, seven now If you don't know, let me show you how To work it out, work it little momma I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda I had a girl named Dana from Anta Anna She was a waitress at the Copa-cabana She was slammin' and her a*s was jammin' Like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation Her brother Jason had a girl named Grace You could see her a*s from outer space So I landed on the planet And planted a Mickey Av flag dammit One, two, three, four Get your booty on the dance floor Work it out, shake it little momma Let me see you do the Jane Fonda Five, six, seven now If you don't know, let me show you how To work it out, work it little momma I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda One, two, three, four Get your booty on the dance floor Work it out, shake it little momma Let me see you do the Jane Fonda Five, six, seven now If you don't know, let me show you how To work it out, work it little momma I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda One, two, three, four Get your booty on the dance floor Work it out, shake it little momma Let me see you do the Jane Fonda Five, six, seven now If you don't know, let me show you how To work it out, work it little momma I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda One, two, three, four Get your booty on the dance floor Work it out, shake it little momma Let me see you do the Jane Fonda