I'm My Own Grandpaw Lyrics

Many many years ago when i was 23
i was married to widow who was pretty as could be

this widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red
my father fell in love with her and soon those 2 were wed

this made my dad my son-in-law and it really changed my life
now my daughter was my mother for she was my fathers wife

and to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy i soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

my little baby then became brother-in-law to dad so he bacame my uncle though it mad me very sad

or if he were my uncle that would also made him brother to the widows grown up daughter who was of course my step-mother

fathers wife then had a son that kept them on the run
and he bacame my grandchild for he was my daughters son

my wife is now my mothers, mother though it makes me blue though she is my wife shes my grandmother two

now if my wife is my grandmother then im her grandchild and everytime i think of it, it really drives me wild

because i have now became the strangest case you ever saw as husband of my grandmother im my own grandpa

oh im my own grandpa
im my own grandpa

it sounds funny i know but it really is so
im my own grandpa
(listen to this now)
im my own grandpa

im my own grandpa
im my own grandpa

Ray Stevens - Crackin' Up

Jan 1995

1. Three-Legged Man
2. Cool Down Willard
3. I'm My Own Grandpaw
4. The Ballad Of Cactus Pete And Lefty
5. Sex Symbols
6. Gourmet Restuarant
7. The Flies Of Texas Are Upon You
8. Doctor Doctor (Have Mercy On Me)
9. The Day That Clancy Drowned
10. Would Jesus Wear A Rolex