1. LyricsPond
  2. Would Jesus Wear A Rolex
2009-07-22

Would Jesus Wear A Rolex

Woke up this mornin', turned on the T.V. set There in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm Askin' me for twenty with ten-thousand on his arm He wore designer clothes and a big smile on his face Tellin' me salvation while they sang amazin' grace Askin' me for money when he had all the signs of wealth I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myself Would He wear a Pinky ring? Would He drive a fancy car? Would His wife wear furs and diamonds? Would His dressin' room have a star? If He come back tomorrow Well there's somethin' I'd like to know (Can you tell me?) Would Jesus wear a Rolex On His television show Would Jesus be political If He come back to earth? Have His second home in Palm Springs? Yeah, try to hide His worth? Take money, from those poor folks When He comes back again And admit He's talked to all them preachers Who say they've been talkin' to Him? Just ask ya' self, would He wear a Pinky ring? Would He drive a fancy car? Would His wife wear furs and diamonds? Would His dressing room have a star? If He come back tomorrow Well there's somethin' I'd like to know Could ya tell me? Would Jesus wear a Rolex? Would Jesus wear a Rolex? Would Jesus wear a Rolex On His television show? Oh oh (Would Jesus wear a Rolex) (On His television show?)

  1. The Streak
  2. Shriner's Convention
  3. Would Jesus Wear A Rolex
  4. Mississippi Squirrel Revival
  5. Gitarzan
  6. It's Me Again, Margaret
  7. Ahab, The Arab
  8. In The Mood
  9. Freddie Feelgood
  10. Bridget The Midget
  1. Mississippi Squirrel Revival
  2. Erik The Awful
  3. The Monkees (Theme From)
  4. Stuck On You
  5. There's A Star Spangled Banner
  6. Would Jesus Wear A Rolex
  7. It's Me Again, Margaret
  8. Your Bozo's Back Again
  9. I Saw Elvis In A U.F.O.
  10. The Flies Of Texas Are Upon You
  11. Doctor Doctor (Have Mercy On Me)
  12. Gourmet Restaurant

Crackin' Up

1995-01-01

Crackin' Up
  1. Three-Legged Man
  2. Cool Down Willard
  3. I'm My Own Grandpaw
  4. The Ballad Of Cactus Pete And Lefty
  5. Sex Symbols
  6. Gourmet Restuarant
  7. The Flies Of Texas Are Upon You
  8. Doctor Doctor (Have Mercy On Me)
  9. The Day That Clancy Drowned
  10. Would Jesus Wear A Rolex
  1. Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast
  2. Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills
  3. Ahab The Arab
  4. Harry The Hairy Ape
  5. Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five Piece Band)
  6. Mr. Businessman
  7. Gitarzan
  8. Everything Is Beautiful
  9. Turn Your Radio On
  10. The Streak
  11. Misty
  12. Shriner's Convention
  13. Would Jesus Wear A Rolex