I'm My Own Grandpaw

Many many years ago when i was 23 i was married to widow who was pretty as could be this widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red my father fell in love with her and soon those 2 were wed this made my dad my son-in-law and it really changed my life now my daughter was my mother for she was my fathers wife and to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy i soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy my little baby then became brother-in-law to dad so he bacame my uncle though it mad me very sad or if he were my uncle that would also made him brother to the widows grown up daughter who was of course my step-mother fathers wife then had a son that kept them on the run and he bacame my grandchild for he was my daughters son my wife is now my mothers, mother though it makes me blue though she is my wife shes my grandmother two now if my wife is my grandmother then im her grandchild and everytime i think of it, it really drives me wild because i have now became the strangest case you ever saw as husband of my grandmother im my own grandpa oh im my own grandpa im my own grandpa it sounds funny i know but it really is so im my own grandpa (listen to this now) im my own grandpa im my own grandpa im my own grandpa