Tips On Marriage Lyrics

The song Tips On Marriage is performed by Rodney Carrington in the album named Nut Sack in the year 2003 .



I'VE BEEN MARRIED NINE YEARS. THATS ONE STORY. MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING. I'VE LEARNED SOME SHIT BOUT MARRIAGE. NEVER START A SENTENCE WITH THE WORDS YOUR f**kIN MOTHER. IF YOU GET TO "ER" YOU TAKE OFF RUNNIN YOU WONT SEE THE POODY POO FOR QUITE SOME TIME AFTER THAT EITHER. I ALSO LEARNED THIS. IF YOUR WIFE SAYS TO YOU WE NEED TO TALK. HORSE SHIT START A FIRE IN THE HOUSE. ITS EASIER TO DEAL WITH. BECAUSE WHEN YOUR WIFE SAYS TO YOU WE NEED TO TALK IT DOES NOT MEAN WE NEED TO TALK. IT MEANS YOU NEED TO SIT AND LISTEN WHY I TELL YOU ALL THE WAYS YOU'VE BEEN f**kIN UP. THATS WHAT THAT MEANS. YOU AINT NEVER GONNA HEAR A MAN SAY WE NEED TO TALK UNLESS WE CAUGHT A DESIESE WHILE WE WAS FISHIN. THAT CAN HAPPEN. IT HAPPENED TO ME. SEE WHAT I KNOW BOUT EVERY WOMAN IS THIS. EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD THINKS THAT SHE IS A PRINCESS. AND ITS NOT THEIR FAULT BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT SINCE TH



Rodney Carrington - Nut Sack

Feb 2003

  1. Intro
  2. Hypochondriac
  3. Nut Sack
  4. Tips On Marriage
  5. Men And Women
  6. All The Reasons
  7. She'd Be A Millionaire
  8. Don't Look Now
  9. That's Just My Luck
  10. That Awful Day
  11. Carlos, Man Of Love
  12. Just One Beer
  13. It's Too Late
  14. The Night The Bar Closed Down
  15. Letter To My Penis (Explicit)
  16. It's Too Late (Radio Edit Version) (Explicit)

Tips On Marriage