Letter To My Penis

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a dirty magazine, That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. Now he sings, Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore, 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like you anymore. Why can't we just get a grip, On our man to hand relationship. Come to terms with truly how we feel. If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever. Dear Penis, I think I like you after all. Oh and Rodney, While yer shavin', Shave my balls.