Little Things

When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain Gotta wipe my a*s again with a plastic shower curtain It's those little things, those itty-bitty things It's those little things like that, that piss me off When I pick up on a woman, I take her home to bed She takes her clothes off gets on her knees and I ask her what her name was told me it was Venus Well, I reach down between her legs Oh good Lord, it's those little things, those itty-bitty things That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing, it pissed me off She had a d**k and can't you understand that? Okay