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Morning Wood Lyrics

The song Morning Wood is performed by Rodney Carrington in the album named Greatest Hits in the year 2004 .

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Moooooooorning Woood
Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!

Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good
'cause underneath the covers is my mornin wood
My wife wakes up and looks my way
Kids run in and ruin my day

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He's a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
All hunched over tryin to avoid the seat
I raised up and still the same
So on the wall I wrote my name

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He's a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess
I can tell right away she's not impressed
I clean it all up and I start to cry
It won't go down and I don't know why

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He's a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I got to go to work and theres still no change
I'm thinking by now theres something strange
Still feels good and it really don't hurt
So all I do is un-tuck my shirt

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He's a man who really loves his morning woooood
He's a man who really loves his morning woooood
He's a man who really loves his morning woooood
YeeeeeHaaaa!!

Rodney your not going to work like that are you
Honey I'm taking the convertible yaahaa!



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Rodney Carrington - Greatest Hits

Greatest Hits
Feb 2004
  1. Walmart
  2. Bobby Trap
  3. Baptist Revival
  4. People Piss Ya Off
  5. Rodney Scared
  6. The Weenie Story
  7. Chucky Cheese
  8. Japanese Restaurants
  9. Vacation
  10. Helicopter
  11. The Night the Bar Close Down
  12. Titties and Beer
  13. Put Your Clothes Back On
  14. Things We Didn't Know
  15. Country Bar
  16. Going to Heaven Drunk
  17. Good Woman - "Lucky"
  18. Wife at Garage Sales
  19. Growing Up Poor
  20. Deer Hunting
  21. Hypochondriac
  22. Tips on Marriage
  23. All the Reasons
  24. Don't Look Now
  25. That Awful Day
  26. Carlos, Man of Love
  27. It's Too Late
  28. Letter to My Penis
  29. In Her Day
  30. Gay Factory Worker
  31. A Dozen Roses
  32. Carlos
  33. Morning Wood
  34. More of a Man
  35. Pickup Truck
  36. Carlos
  37. Grandpa
  38. Sing You Bastards/Burning Sensation
  39. Little Things
  40. Dancing With a Man
  41. Fred
  42. Letter to My Penis