The song Play Your Cards Wrong is performed by Rodney Carrington in the album named Morning Wood in the year 2000 .
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit s*cks
and my future don't look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
when i pull my pants down
hey you won't believe i'm white
it's been said that i'm Mr. Ed
but don't worry, I won't bite
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me dishonest
and they say i'm just lyin'
but i peed next to ol' John Holmes and
he started cryin'
on a sunny day i've got it made
get under my wiener if you need shade
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
Rodney Carrington - Morning Wood
- Fat Girls, Nebraska Farmers, Japanese Restaurants
- Rodney's Wife & Kids, Marriage, Vacations
- All About Sex
- Play Your Cards Wrong
- In Her Day
- More Of A Man
- Gay Factory Worker
- A Dozen Roses
- Morning Wood
- Pickup Truck
- Older Women
- Great To Be A Man
- Titties & Beer (Live) (Explicit)
- Carlos (Live) (Explicit)
- More Of A Man [Explicit]
- Play Your Cards Wrong [Explicit]