Great To Be A Man

I wake up each morning, and Im proud of who I am. Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam. I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that Id get rich. Only to find on Monday morning Id still be diggin a ditch. Hey, aint it great to be a man, Ya know Im my biggest fan. I thank God for my Hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can. And I dont mind not havin much, as long as I got me. When I look in the mirror, Im the prettiest thing I see. I said lady friends, Ive had a lot, but most I cant recall. But thank you to my polaroid, I got pictures of em all. I never told a story, or one that was ever true. And if I did you can probably bet that I lied about that one too. Hey, aint it great to be a man, Ya know Im my biggest fan. I thank God for my Hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can. And I dont mind not havin much, as long as I got me. When I look in the mirror, Im the prettiest thing I see. Hey, aint it great to be a man, Ya know Im my biggest fan. I thank God for my Hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can. And I dont mind not havin much, as long as I got me. When I look in the mirror, Im the prettiest thing I see. Yeah, Ive searched far and wide, And Ive searched side to side, I looked all around this town, And theres nothin better than me.