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2009-07-22

Pickup Truck

im gettin married to my pickup truck it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer or want a divorce it doesn't care if I stay out late it doesn't bitch about the money i make we'll be together till the end it won't sleep with my best friend im gonna get down on one knee and ask my truck if it'll marry me i'll never drive another car we'll honeymoon at the titty bar we're gonna have the time of our life the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife you think im crazy, but listen to this i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no wedding ring won't cost me a buck when I get married to my pickup pickup truck

Morning Wood

2000-08-15

Morning Wood
  1. Fat Girls, Nebraska Farmers, Japanese Restaurants
  2. Rodney's Wife & Kids, Marriage, Vacations
  3. All About Sex
  4. Play Your Cards Wrong
  5. In Her Day
  6. More Of A Man
  7. Gay Factory Worker
  8. A Dozen Roses
  9. Morning Wood
  10. Pickup Truck
  11. Older Women
  12. Great To Be A Man
  13. Titties & Beer (Live) (Explicit)
  14. Carlos (Live) (Explicit)
  15. More Of A Man [Explicit]
  16. Play Your Cards Wrong [Explicit]

Greatest Hits

2004-02-24

Greatest Hits
  1. Walmart
  2. Bobby Trap
  3. Baptist Revival
  4. People Piss Ya Off
  5. Rodney Scared
  6. The Weenie Story
  7. Chucky Cheese
  8. Japanese Restaurants
  9. Vacation
  10. Helicopter
  11. The Night the Bar Close Down
  12. Titties and Beer
  13. Put Your Clothes Back On
  14. Things We Didn't Know
  15. Country Bar
  16. Going to Heaven Drunk
  17. Good Woman - "Lucky"
  18. Wife at Garage Sales
  19. Growing Up Poor
  20. Deer Hunting
  21. Hypochondriac
  22. Tips on Marriage
  23. All the Reasons
  24. Don't Look Now
  25. That Awful Day
  26. Carlos, Man of Love
  27. It's Too Late
  28. Letter to My Penis
  29. In Her Day
  30. Gay Factory Worker
  31. A Dozen Roses
  32. Carlos
  33. Morning Wood
  34. More of a Man
  35. Pickup Truck
  36. Carlos
  37. Grandpa
  38. Sing You Bastards/Burning Sensation
  39. Little Things
  40. Dancing With a Man
  41. Fred
  42. Letter to My Penis