The song Pickup Truck is performed by Rodney Carrington in the album named Greatest Hits in the year 2004 .
im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
it doesn't bitch about the money i make
we'll be together till the end
it won't sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
i'll never drive another car
we'll honeymoon at the titty bar
we're gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck
Rodney Carrington - Greatest Hits
- Walmart
- Bobby Trap
- Baptist Revival
- People Piss Ya Off
- Rodney Scared
- The Weenie Story
- Chucky Cheese
- Japanese Restaurants
- Vacation
- Helicopter
- The Night the Bar Close Down
- Titties and Beer
- Put Your Clothes Back On
- Things We Didn't Know
- Country Bar
- Going to Heaven Drunk
- Good Woman - "Lucky"
- Wife at Garage Sales
- Growing Up Poor
- Deer Hunting
- Hypochondriac
- Tips on Marriage
- All the Reasons
- Don't Look Now
- That Awful Day
- Carlos, Man of Love
- It's Too Late
- Letter to My Penis
- In Her Day
- Gay Factory Worker
- A Dozen Roses
- Carlos
- Morning Wood
- More of a Man
- Pickup Truck
- Carlos
- Grandpa
- Sing You Bastards/Burning Sensation
- Little Things
- Dancing With a Man
- Fred
- Letter to My Penis