Fred

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got outta bed and shot him dead Well his name was, I didnt know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was ridin cross the desert on a horse to another town Lookin for a woman in a night gown The horses name was, I didnt know what his name was So we just called him Fred Oh now Fred's ridin Fred's ridin Fred Fred's ridin Fred Fred's ridin Fred Fred's ridin Fred Well he got to a town met a woman in a night gown And she was wearin a frown(hell it rymed) Well her name was, I didnt know what her name was So we just called her Fred, oh now Fred's ridin Fred's ridin Fred, Fred's ridin Fred Fred's ridin Fred Fred's ridin Fred! that songs called fred this song here was written under the influence of alcohol which has a tendency to make u think things are actually funnyer than what they really are had u been drinkin alcohol at the time of hearin the fred song youd be layin on the floor right now sayin "that fred songs whipin my a*s turn it off"