All The Reasons

I don't like poodles and potpourri Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that I can squeeze These are the things that I believe I like John Wayne and overalls Hate chick flicks and shopping malls I thank God that I've got balls A pickup truck, a texas drawl I don't like flowers and fancy wine Or talking on that phone all the time I don't like nothing near my behind It's an exit, it suits me fine Oh, these are all those reasons I ainit queer (These are all the reasons he ain't queer) I think two holes are better than one If you ask me thats more fun In 'n' out and then I'm done Two guys kissing would make me run I don't like s*x on a fufu bed Don't want to dance with a guy name Fred I did it once and my face turned red You saw the tape...enoughs been said All my buddies we like to drink Watching fights at the hockey rink You won't catch me wearing pink I like the fact that my d**k don't stink Oh, these are all the reasons I ain't queer Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah These are all the reasons The crazy cuckoo reasons These are all those reasons I ain't queer