Yard Sale - Underwear Song Lyrics

I went to my neighbours yard sale,
to see what I could fine.
I find me and old pair of underwear
hanging on a clothes line.
I ask an old woman in a lawn chair,
how much you want for them drawers.
She said if your willin' to touch them,
them nasty things are yours.

They been hanging out in the backyard since 1985,
they were my husbands favourite pair when he was still alive.
They're stiff as a board and milldewed
if you wash em' they'll be fine.
They god skid marks up to the wasteband,
but they aint no worse than mine!

I hope the boys at BBD can see me wearing these
They might just find it in their hearts,
to give me a pair for free-ee-yee-yee-yee...
Ohhh they are my favourite underwear,
I wear em' everyday.
I use tape from scotch to repair the crotch,
but I get blisters that way.

Woooooohooooooo sing you bastards!

Rodney Carrington - Live: C'mon Laugh You Bastards

Oct 2001

1. Ed's Airport And Hotel - Hicks In Mississippi
2. Reasons To Call In Sick
3. Country Bar - Mechanical Sheep
4. Ed's Jail
5. Going To Heaven Drunk
6. Bad Credit
7. Depends On The Golf Course
8. Good Woman - 'Lucky'
9. Wife At Garage Sales
10. Kids - Birthing Process
11. Going To Church
12. Shopping For Caskets
13. Going To Heaven - People That Pissed Me Off
14. Growing Up Poor - Toughskins Jeans
15. Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting
16. Tastes Like Chicken - Oral Sex
17. Sexual Acts During Marriage
18. Buying A Fake Weenie
19. Beer And Wine Cooler Commercials
20. Rodney Gets Drunk And Goes To Jail
21. Rodney Gets Drunk And Finds Ugly Women
22. Impromptu Bathroom Song
23. C'mon, Sing You Bastards - Burning Sensation
24. Masturbation
25. Yard Sale - Underwear Song
26. Chicken Song (Live) (Explicit)
27. Grandpa (Live) (Explicit)