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2009-07-22

Masturbation

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair Long as she moved hell that's ok with me When your 12 years old your d**k will grow whenever the wind starts to blow It's hard to explain but the feelings great Lord I love to masterbate Just grab ahold and don't let go You can do it fast or you can do it slow When you get through hell do it again You might even want to show your friends....how to masterbate

  1. Ed's Airport And Hotel - Hicks In Mississippi
  2. Reasons To Call In Sick
  3. Country Bar - Mechanical Sheep
  4. Ed's Jail
  5. Going To Heaven Drunk
  6. Bad Credit
  7. Depends On The Golf Course
  8. Good Woman - 'Lucky'
  9. Wife At Garage Sales
  10. Kids - Birthing Process
  11. Going To Church
  12. Shopping For Caskets
  13. Going To Heaven - People That Pissed Me Off
  14. Growing Up Poor - Toughskins Jeans
  15. Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting
  16. Tastes Like Chicken - Oral Sex
  17. Sexual Acts During Marriage
  18. Buying A Fake Weenie
  19. Beer And Wine Cooler Commercials
  20. Rodney Gets Drunk And Goes To Jail
  21. Rodney Gets Drunk And Finds Ugly Women
  22. Impromptu Bathroom Song
  23. C'mon, Sing You Bastards - Burning Sensation
  24. Masturbation
  25. Yard Sale - Underwear Song
  26. Chicken Song (Live) (Explicit)
  27. Grandpa (Live) (Explicit)