Masturbation Lyrics
The song Masturbation is performed by Rodney Carrington in the album named Live: C'mon Laugh You Bastards in the year 2001 .
Send Masturbation Ringtone to your Cell
I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate
I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date
She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair
Long as she moved hell that's ok with me
When your 12 years old your d**k will grow whenever the wind starts to blow
It's hard to explain but the feelings great
Lord I love to masterbate
Just grab ahold and don't let go
You can do it fast or you can do it slow
When you get through hell do it again
You might even want to show your friends....how to masterbate
Rodney Carrington - Live: C'mon Laugh You Bastards
- Ed's Airport And Hotel - Hicks In Mississippi
- Reasons To Call In Sick
- Country Bar - Mechanical Sheep
- Ed's Jail
- Going To Heaven Drunk
- Bad Credit
- Depends On The Golf Course
- Good Woman - 'Lucky'
- Wife At Garage Sales
- Kids - Birthing Process
- Going To Church
- Shopping For Caskets
- Going To Heaven - People That Pissed Me Off
- Growing Up Poor - Toughskins Jeans
- Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting
- Tastes Like Chicken - Oral Sex
- Sexual Acts During Marriage
- Buying A Fake Weenie
- Beer And Wine Cooler Commercials
- Rodney Gets Drunk And Goes To Jail
- Rodney Gets Drunk And Finds Ugly Women
- Impromptu Bathroom Song
- C'mon, Sing You Bastards - Burning Sensation
- Masturbation
- Yard Sale - Underwear Song
- Chicken Song (Live) (Explicit)
- Grandpa (Live) (Explicit)