Yard Sale - Underwear Song Lyrics
The song Yard Sale - Underwear Song is performed by Rodney Carrington in the album named Live: C'mon Laugh You Bastards in the year 2001 .
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I went to my neighbours yard sale,
to see what I could fine.
I find me and old pair of underwear
hanging on a clothes line.
I ask an old woman in a lawn chair,
how much you want for them drawers.
She said if your willin' to touch them,
them nasty things are yours.
They been hanging out in the backyard since 1985,
they were my husbands favourite pair when he was still alive.
They're stiff as a board and milldewed
if you wash em' they'll be fine.
They god skid marks up to the wasteband,
but they aint no worse than mine!
I hope the boys at BBD can see me wearing these
They might just find it in their hearts,
to give me a pair for free-ee-yee-yee-yee...
Ohhh they are my favourite underwear,
I wear em' everyday.
I use tape from scotch to repair the crotch,
but I get blisters that way.
Woooooohooooooo sing you bastards!
Rodney Carrington - Live: C'mon Laugh You Bastards
- Ed's Airport And Hotel - Hicks In Mississippi
- Reasons To Call In Sick
- Country Bar - Mechanical Sheep
- Ed's Jail
- Going To Heaven Drunk
- Bad Credit
- Depends On The Golf Course
- Good Woman - 'Lucky'
- Wife At Garage Sales
- Kids - Birthing Process
- Going To Church
- Shopping For Caskets
- Going To Heaven - People That Pissed Me Off
- Growing Up Poor - Toughskins Jeans
- Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting
- Tastes Like Chicken - Oral Sex
- Sexual Acts During Marriage
- Buying A Fake Weenie
- Beer And Wine Cooler Commercials
- Rodney Gets Drunk And Goes To Jail
- Rodney Gets Drunk And Finds Ugly Women
- Impromptu Bathroom Song
- C'mon, Sing You Bastards - Burning Sensation
- Masturbation
- Yard Sale - Underwear Song
- Chicken Song (Live) (Explicit)
- Grandpa (Live) (Explicit)