The Greatest Love Song Lyrics

All I need is a catheter and lobotomy
Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free
Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land
Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand

It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection

I'll have a hysterectomy
And we'll live our lives problem-free
No need to think independently
Your vasectomy will make our world complete

It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection

We'll talk alike, we'll act alike
We'll never fight
We'll eat the same, dress the same
We are the same

Proverbial monogomy
Ménage à trois - that's not for me

We two are one, it's not for some
But it's all that I need

It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection

It's the greatest love song (x7)
It's the greatest, greatest love song

The Bastard Fairies - Memento Mori

Apr 2007

1. The Greatest Love Song
2. Apple Pie
3. Habitual Inmate
4. The Boy Next Door
5. Ode To The Prostitute
6. A Case Against Love
7. We're All Going To Hell
8. A Venomous Tale
9. Everyone Has A Secret
10. Maybe She Likes It
11. Guns And Dolls
12. Moribund
13. Exoskeleton
14. A Heathens Lament
15. Whatever
16. Memento Mori
17. Ten Little Indians