The Greatest Love Song

All I need is a catheter and lobotomy Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand It's a union made in heaven Everyone will attend a reception Consummate with no conception Our world will be perfection I'll have a hysterectomy And we'll live our lives problem-free No need to think independently Your vasectomy will make our world complete It's a union made in heaven Everyone will attend a reception Consummate with no conception Our world will be perfection We'll talk alike, we'll act alike We'll never fight We'll eat the same, dress the same We are the same Proverbial monogomy Ménage à trois - that's not for me We two are one, it's not for some But it's all that I need It's a union made in heaven Everyone will attend a reception Consummate with no conception Our world will be perfection It's the greatest love song (x7) It's the greatest, greatest love song