Apple Pie

I'm the life of the party, I'm always smiling On the surface I'm as happy as can be And I don't watch the news and I don't read the papers And I don't like chicken soup for the soul Do you wanna share my applie pie? I don't understand why people cry Try to just all get along Everybody, come on When things get heavy I'll change the subject And I'll talk about ice cream and teddy bears Everytime you tell me about your problems I get rigid and scared and I shut off Do you wanna share my applie pie? I don't understand why people cry Try to just all get along Everybody, come on I've never been sad 'Cause of lack of emotion I'm very, very glad I've never been real 'Cause my armour means I never have to feel Do you wanna share my applie pie? I don't understand why people cry Try to just all get along Everybody, come on I don't dig confrontation, I keep my mouth shut But I lie to save my own a*s People talk of politics and people talk of war And I don't know why they're so upset Uh-uh Do you wanna share my applie pie? I don't understand why people cry Try to just all get along Everybody, come on Everybody, come on Everybody, come on