Washington Post

Get the News, the very latest News, the news you’d rather have than any other news, Sir. The Washington Post is my newspaper The Washington Post, the one to read The Washington Post is all you need The Washington Post is my view shaper The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Post, The Post! The Washington Post is my newspaper The Washington Post, the one to read The Washington Post is all you need The Washington Post is my view shaper The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Post, The Post! So if you’re after the latest news ----- The Washington Post ----- will give you the most ---- And if you’re craving the latest views,----- The Washington Post is the one to read , sir! So, if you are after the latest news ----- The Washington Post ----- will give you the most ---- And if you’re craving the latest views,----- The Washington Post is the one to read , sir! (TRIO) They've got the comics and the crossword puzzles too, They’ve got the help wanted pages and want ads there So if you think you’ll ever find a better paper in the world, You better go to church and say a prayer (Oh yes, a prayer) They’ve got stenographers and correspondents, too. They’ve got a big editorial staff as well, So if you think you’ll ever find a better paper in the World, my friend Then you can always go to Hell (you go to Hell, YOU GO TO HELL, You go to hell, YOU GO TO HELL, you go to hell, YOU GO TO HELL, then you can always go to hell, sir) (crash) Reporters write their stories down by hand sometimes, They use computers and typewriter keyboards too, So if you ever think you’d find a better paper anywhere Then you can stick it up your old Wazoo, yes, your Wazoo! Humph!