Never Do Anything

Wiped out down the stairs I'll bet you there's a song in there I'm not sure I'm prepared To write it down That guy should be me I'd look much better on TV Then the world would see That I can do anything I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything Let's play tic tac toe I'll play X, you can be the O Thoughts of turning pro Have crossed my mind I could make a mint Fill my pockets with more than lint I'll give you a hint It involves the internet I can be that but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that but soon you'll see that I will never do anything Don't write me off as an also ran Just mark me down as an angry man Got a big chip, you want a fat lip? How 'bout a mouthful of chiclets? Life pa*sed me by, but it's not my fault I'll lick my wounds, could you pa*s the salt? I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything If I were the king All my subjects they would dance and sing They could kiss my ring and kiss my a*s When I'm old and gray, I'll look back on my life and say "Give me one more day, and I'll still never do anything" I can be that but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that but soon you'll see that I will never do anything