Shoot The Sexual Athlete

Now I'm in a band, people try to make me do things Kiss arses and pay tribute But I'm inclined today to do those things anyway And I don't care who hears it Because I'm a fan of the Go-Betweens A fan of Robert and I always have been But I like Grant, not that I've met him Because he's charming Of all the stars and all the would be stars I'd take him home to my mum and dad Yeah, he's charming but he's a trouble maker too He amuses me greatly I like Lindy and I saw Vickers Pete stole the set list and the itinerary He wrote my name down as "Tour Rent Boy" It was hard but so is life I was making button badges And I had too much time on my hands I colored them by hand Pere Ubu and the Sugarcubes Kids came in to watch me But Pete and Sean just scorned Just like they scorned Robert But I secretly loved the big guy He dressed like Sherlock Holmes And he fixed us with a quizzative eye Before singing such romances That only The Sods trampled underfoot by Thatcher Could appreciate their love, could appreciate their love