Magna Cum Nada

Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from 'Catcher In The Rye' Put away 'cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle, you might compare Me to him, not a liver but worst Been much better off as a still birth Big let down, unparalleled Like the last episode of 'Seinfeld' Or Jack Lemmon in 'Glengarry Glen Ross' 'Pepsi Challenge', took it, lost Just fizzed out with my wires crossed Buttons pushed but never went off Like Martha I will self-destruct The name's Dunnstock, it's not Dumptruck Just cursed as f**k with no such luck My future plans include not much Never gonna be, never gonna be Never gonna, never gonna be Nothin' more than me Never gonna be, never gonna be Never gonna, never gonna be Nothin' more than me Never gonna be, never gonna be Never gonna, never gonna be Nothin' more than me Always gonna be, always gonna be Always gonna, always gonna be Most likely to s*ck Wanna be a Ghostbuster First Black President, owner of 'Hustler' Got shot down like Larry Flynt Felt like shit like a bowel movement Have you seen my will to live? Because I seem to have lost it Love life? No, but Mom thinks I'm handsome Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom Feel like Jimmy Stewart, no one sees my Harvey 'Toxic Shock Syndrome' gets more girls than me Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can See the future in the palm of my hand 'Psychic Friends', Network loser Large phone bill in my very near future Dealt nothing and bluffing hard Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards Never gonna be, never gonna be Never gonna, never gonna be Nothin' more than me Never gonna be, never gonna be Never gonna, never gonna be Nothin' more than me Never gonna be, never gonna be Never gonna, never gonna be Nothin' more than me Always gonna be, always gonna be Always gonna, always gonna be Most likely to s*ck Most likely to s*ck Most likely to s*ck Most likely to s*ck Most likely to s*ck Most likely to s*ck