The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask, could I eat your a*s? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta d**k, had a lotta d**k I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time You've had a lotta d**k, Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat our a*s When ya treat your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta d**k, had a lotta d**k I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time You've had a lotta d**k, Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your a*s You've had a lotta d**k had a lotta d**k I've had a lotta time had a lotta time You've had a lotta d**k Chasey But you ain't had mine P. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties P. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties Would you f**k me for blow?
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