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2008-12-01

I Am Santa Claus

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plums fill their heads So many kids out there Santa must be a billionare Red suit, boots of black Big sack of toys hanging off his back How much does he weigh How do the reindeer pull his sleigh Nobody sees him as he travels the world Leaving his presents for the good boys and girls Ho ho ho ho ho Sees every move you make Better be good for goodness sake Leave him cookies and beer He'll be back to your house first next year I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho

Twisted Christmas

Nov 1994

  1. Take Baseball and Shove It
  2. G'bye Ding a Ling
  3. White Ford Bronco
  4. You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates
  5. PLO & Israeli's
  6. Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones
  7. Cane 'Em Good
  8. Michael Jordan Ain't Bo
  9. Whitewater
  10. Dwi Colorado
  11. Nafta Anthem
  12. Big Ton O' Moola
  13. There's Another Santa Claus
  14. Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear
  15. I Am Santa Claus
  16. Manger 6
  17. O Little Town of Bethlehem
  18. I Came upon a Roadkill Deer
  19. Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
  20. Grahbe Yahbalz
  21. Letter to Santa
  22. Jingle Hells Hells
  23. Kids
  24. Magical Kingdom of Claus
  25. "What's It to Ya" Chorus
  26. Didn't I Get This Last Year?
  27. Under Tree World of Jaques Cousteau
  28. O Christmas Tree
  29. Twelve Pains of Christmas
  30. Chimney Song
  31. Visit from St Nicholson
  32. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads
  33. I'm Dressing up Like Santa
  34. Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
  35. Message from the King