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2008-12-01

Jingle Hells Hells

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string These are a few of my favorite things Ho Ho Ho Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub Little gold chains pinned to bra*s nipple rings These are a few of my favorite things We like bar fights We like nose rings We like eating snails We always indulge in our favorite things No wonder our skin's so pale Girls in black leather with tight little tushes Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes Silver stretch limos that come when I ring These are a few of my favorite things We like bar fights We like nose rings We like eating snails We always indulge in our favorite things No wonder our skin's Jingle hell's bells Ho Ho Ho

Twisted Christmas

Nov 1994

  1. Take Baseball and Shove It
  2. G'bye Ding a Ling
  3. White Ford Bronco
  4. You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates
  5. PLO & Israeli's
  6. Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones
  7. Cane 'Em Good
  8. Michael Jordan Ain't Bo
  9. Whitewater
  10. Dwi Colorado
  11. Nafta Anthem
  12. Big Ton O' Moola
  13. There's Another Santa Claus
  14. Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear
  15. I Am Santa Claus
  16. Manger 6
  17. O Little Town of Bethlehem
  18. I Came upon a Roadkill Deer
  19. Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
  20. Grahbe Yahbalz
  21. Letter to Santa
  22. Jingle Hells Hells
  23. Kids
  24. Magical Kingdom of Claus
  25. "What's It to Ya" Chorus
  26. Didn't I Get This Last Year?
  27. Under Tree World of Jaques Cousteau
  28. O Christmas Tree
  29. Twelve Pains of Christmas
  30. Chimney Song
  31. Visit from St Nicholson
  32. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads
  33. I'm Dressing up Like Santa
  34. Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
  35. Message from the King