Almost

I almost got drunk at school at fourteen Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen Who almost went on to be Miss Texas But lost to a slut with much bigger bre*sts I almost dropped out to move to L.A. Where I was almost famous for almost a day And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost loved you I almost wished you would loved me too I almost held up a grocery store Where I almost did five years and then seven more 'Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug 'Cuz he almost made off with a buncha the drugs That I almost got hooked on 'cuz you ran away And I wished I would had the nerve to ask you to stay And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it You kept me guessin' And now I'm destined To spend my time missin' you I almost wished you would loved me too Here I go thinkin' about all the things I could have done I'm gonna need a forklift 'coz all the baggage weighs a ton (Baggage weighs a ton) I know we've had our problems, I can't remember one I almost forgot to say something else Soon if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself I almost wrote a song about you today But I tore it all up and then I threw it away And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it You kept me guessin' And now I'm destined To spend my time missin' you And I almost had you (Almost had you) Almost had you I almost wished you would loved me too Wished would loved me too