Next Ex-Girlfriend

{[Incomprehensible] Read a book about that years ago He was actually an actor [incomprehensible]} I don't wanna meet your dad, don't wanna hump your sister Don't wanna do it to your best friend either I don't want you messin' around and givin' me a blister And leave me illin' for the penicillin When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later it's just over, over I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don't wanna waste my time with love an' romance I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I don't want the fairy tale an' I don't want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I don't wanna learn to dance, don't wanna rent the limo I know your thinking I'm a weirdo I just want the bragging rights, I wanna let the world know An' convince my friends, I'm not a homo If you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later its just over, over I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don't wanna waste my time with love an' romance I want my next ex girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I don't want the fairy tale an' I don't want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend Tell everyone, I'm good in the sack But all your friends were givin' you fag And you just couldn't put up with that So, no, you're never taking me back I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don't wanna waste my time with love an' romance I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend I don't want the fairy tale an' I don't want the girl from hell An' I don't want to spend the time an' I don't need no Valentine My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend