A Funny Man

One day a funny kind of man came walking down this street, he wore a shoe upon his head and hats upon his feet. He raised the shoe and smiled at me, his manners were polite, But never had I seen before such a funny sounding sight. He said, "Allow me to present your highness wit h a rose" And taking out a currant bun, he held it to my nose. I staggered back against the wall and then I answered, "Well, I never saw a rose with such a funny looking smell. He then began tol sing a song -mm - and sat down on the ground, You never heard in all your life such a funny feeling sound. "My friend, why do you werar two hats upon your feet ?" I said, He turned the other way and hopped home on his head