The Owl and the Pussycat

The owl and the pus*y-cat went to sea in a beautiful peagreen boat. They took some honey and plenty of money Wrapped up in five pound note. The owl looked up to the stars above And sang to a small guitar, "Oh lovely pus*y, oh pus*y, my love, What a beautiful pus*y you are, you are, you are, What a beautiful pus*y you are! " pus*y said to the owl, "You elegant fowl! How charmingly sweet you sing! O let us be married! Too long we have tarried! But what shall we do for a ring ?" They sailed away for a year and a day To the land where the Bong-tree grows And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose, With a ring at the end of his nose. "Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring ? " Said the Piggy, "I will." So they took it away and were married next day By the Turkey who lives on the hill. They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon, They danced by the light of the moon