Abort Mission

it's friday night, I've got a date with this vegan girl Katee you know I really like her style smile, style oh, I love you, Kate but you've gone too far you won't even sit in my brand new car it's got reclining bucket seats and a cd player, so what's your f**king beef? is it my cozy leather seats? is it the covers made from sheep? ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk what kind of guy do you think I am? you only take off your shoes when you're in Japan I bought this outfit just for you so what if they're suede? and now my jacket too so what am I supposed to do? I'll freeze to death and catch the flu ok, I'll do it just for you we made it out and we had an ok time I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite she said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull through next time we go out please just wear some different shoes I tried to f**k her and you know what happened then she said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin so what's your problem? last friday night, you know I had a date it was with this vegan girl I think her name was Kate if you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score just eat some bark and acorns and she will like you more than me!