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on a Tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room and said, "Get the f**k up out of bed, and get a God damn job." So I told her "Hey, hey, f**k you mom and I threw the phone at her head but I missed and hit her in the snatch so I slammed the door in her face! don't ever barge in my room or I'll kick your a*s and call the cops and tell them I am abused and you'll wind up in jail while I snowboard in Vail no one to post your bail 'cause daddy loves me more he says that you're a You're worthless, You're lazy You're stupid A little overweight Now gimme 20 bucks Mommy you're so worthless You're lazy You're stupid A little overweight Now gimme 20 bucks Now make it 50, bucks now Mom writes me letters I write return to sender, let her rot there in her cell I watch the dogs mate on her bed sorry Mom, I had to pawn your china, silver, and all your jewelry I had to eat AND RENT A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!