Birdo

Bird..... Ooooooooooooooooooooo!!! The geek, with no beak: He's so weak he cannot speak! The geek, with no beak: He's so weak he cannot speak! Vestigial wings And dwarven legs. A semper fi cranium That's got automatic eggs. His gaping maw Is geared to spew. He just might be a she So Birdette will do!! Go eat your eggs! Force fed, force fed. Go eat your eggs! Out of his mouth- Straight at your head!! With purple pants, (They start to tear) I reach out with all my might to Poke out an eye. I poke out an eye! I poke out an eye! My seven year old smile: Vanishing! Eggs, Why eggs?! It's breaking my heart. It's hurting my nose. It's turning my skin green! Why did you have to be so mean?! In my dreams I despise you More than you'll ever know. Even when I speak your name It makes me f**king choke! Bird...... Ooooooooooooo!!! Bird...... Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back!