Dance Of The Screamers

So I'm screaming this to you, waaagh From the last place in the queue, waaah, waaah I really think you'd like me given half a chance But since we ain't got that, I'll do the screamers' dance Some of us are ugly angel, some of us are only small Some of us are useless sailor, they haven't got the where with all We went and missed the ending, babe, we never quite caught the bus We never speak our minds, my love, we ain't got nothing to discuss Some of us are useless, love it comes from facing up to facts It's hard to be a hero handsome when you've had your helmet cracked Cheerfulness is catching sweetie when the fevers you have got We've got a temperature, my dear, but we simply haven't got the hots So I'm screaming this to you, waaagh Silly season, skies are blue, waaah, waaah, waaah I hardly ever think, I've made a small advance I keep my elbows in and do the screamers' dance, dance Waw, some of us are stupid sister, some of us are very shy Some of us get nervous chicken when you look us in the eye We're ever so pathetic, chickie, we know quite well that we try too hard Some of us were born like this while others got it by the yard So I'm screaming this to you, waaagh 'Cos I haven't got a clue, wuaaarh I really think I'd like you given half the chance As we ain't got that, I'll do the screamers dance Waaagh, waaagh Waaagh, waaagh Waaagh