Don't Ask Me

Here I stand with a dough nut for a brain On my life, I must see you again I should think that's made it very plain Is it his, is it his or is it ain't? Don't ask me to leave it out Or turn it up or pack it in Don't ask me, don't ask me Don't ask Don't ask me, I'm an ignorant, I'm afraid On my life, I believe we're tailor made I should worry if the weather spoils the trade I'm a crumb and I'm in your lemonade Don't ask me to knock it off Or cut it short or jack it in Don't ask me, don't ask me Don't ask Let me offer you my life and all my love Let me offer you a bargain what a lovely range Don't forget the change Don't ask, don't ask, don't ask Don't ask me to make a sacrifice On my life, I'm cheap at half the price Won't you try a portion or a slice? Slightly warm but very, very nice Don't ask me to leave it out Or turn it up or pack it in Don't ask me, don't ask me Don't ask Don't ask