Boat Drinks

Boat drinks Boys in the band ordered boat drinks Visitors scored on the home rink Everything seems to be wrong Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare I gotta to fly to Saint Somewhere I'm close to bodily harm Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on Nobody cares they are way too far gone Screamin' "boat drinks", something to keep 'em all warm This mornin', I shot six holes in my freezer I think I got cabin fever Somebody sound the alarm I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow Could you beam me somewhere Mr. Scott? Any ol' place here on Earth or in space You pick the century and I'll pick the spot Oh I know, (I know) I should be leaving this climate I got a verse but can't rhyme it I gotta go where it's warm Boat drinks Waitress I need two more boat drinks Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm) I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm) I gotta go where it's WARM! I gotta go where there ain't any snow Where there ain't any blow 'Cause my fin sinks so low I gotta go where it's warm