Gypsies In The Palace

In days of old, when knights were bold and journeyed from their castles Trusty men were left behind, knights needed not the ha*sles They helped themselves to pig and peach And drank from King's own chalice Oh, it was a stirring sight, these gypsies in the palace And as I told my friend Zachary Richard, when you leave home Some things never change, hit it So, long boss, knock 'em dead, don't you worry 'bout a thing I wish that we could come along, we'd love to hear you sing The limo's here, your bags are packed, the list is by the phone Me and Snake will watch your place, treat it like our own Look at all this liquor, look at all this food It's only gonna go to waste, we're not really being rude But the good stuff's in his closet, I swear he wouldn't mind Hell, we'll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time We're gypsies in the palace, he's left us here alone The order of the sleepless knights, will now a*sume the throne We ain't got no money, we ain't got no right But we're gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight There's damsels in distress up there and we got all this beer We'll free them from their condos, bring 'em over here We'll show them his gold records, play his music loud We'll party just like Bubba does, we'll do the old man proud We're gypsies in the palace, there ain't no wrong or right We're gypsies in the palace, and a' goin' wild tonight He's the greatest guy to work for, man he's really cool Hey Snake this party's gettin' dull, throw someone in the pool Let's all take our clothes off and form a conga line Watch out for that broken gla*s, hey Snake, we need more wine We're gypsies in the palace, there ain't no wrong or right We're gypsies in the palace and we're raisin' hell tonight Hi there boss, what's goin' on? You say you're coming when? I'll send Snake out to pick you up tomorrow night at ten, okay Everybody outta here, this joint is closin' down We gotta find someone to clean this up, he's comin' back to town Hi there boss, we waxed your car, we raked and mowed your lawn We couldn't find enough to do in the short time you were gone Man, it sure is peaceful here, you've really got it all And if we ever hit the road again, give me and Snake a call We're gypsies in the palace, he's left us here alone The order of the sleepless knights, will now a*sume the throne We ain't got no money, we ain't got no right But we're gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight Hello? Hey, Jimmy, it's Glenn, Glenn, how ya' doing? Fine man, I'm going on the road Do you know anyone who could house sit for me? I got these two great guys that look after my place man, they're the best