Don't Touch My Willie

She showed up at my house at half past nine In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine She said this will be a night you won't forget She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said Don't touch my Willie I don't know you that well Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones Hell, or anybody else I don't know what you heard I ain't that kind of guy Yeah so don't touch my Willie, We'll get a long just fine She said she never met a man like me in her life Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone There's a lot of other records that you can choose from So let me make myself clear before you go too far Don't touch my Willie I don't know you that well Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones Hell, or anybody else I don't know what you heard I ain't that kind of guy Yeah so don't touch my Willie, We'll get a long just fine Keep your hands off my Willie, We'll get along just fine