Triple Crown

So bartender set me up with the triple crown Double ain't enough when I'm feelin' this down I'll celebrate the misfortune I've found With my own version of the triple crown Well I'd gone to the racetrack to place my bet Saw my Ex-Wife and her new boyfriend Layin' down some money on the long-shot horse Using her alimony from our divorce I won some money at the Preakness and the Belmont Stakes The Kentucky Derby was the very next race Put it all on "Lucky In Love" He stumbled at the gate and he never got up So bartender set me up with the triple crown Double ain't enough when I'm feelin' this down I'll celebrate the misfortune I've found With my own version of the triple crown When It comes to the ponies I can pick 'em pretty well But if you're bettin' on a woman, son you never can tell Think you got a winner that'll stay in the race And you find yourself settlin' for second place So bartender set me up with the triple crown Double ain't enough when I'm feelin' this down I'll celebrate the misfortune I've found With my own version of the triple crown