'Cha!' Said The Kitty

s*cking like a crack hack Feeling like an eight-track Out of whack All the times a clucking no A s*ck it and a s*ck it I don't want to live with that And you don't want to take it back And I don't want to be a rat And you don't want a kitty cat Reaching for the phone ring Settle for the chump change Settle down Make it like a godsend Feeling like a has-been Remember when All the times a clucking no A s*ck it and a s*ck it All the times a clucking no A s*ck it and a s*ck it I don't want to live with that And you don't want to take it back And I don't want to be a rat And you don't want a kitty cat