Laminate Man

Everything you want is done You wanna run and all you wanna get is high Stand back and letting all the checks roll in You've done enough to get you by You don't even try with your resume around your neck Loans are going unpaid dinner dates are delayed Phones calls are never returned Toys in the driveway ashes in the ashtray Bridges that you've yet to burn I think its coming to you, such a strange occupation I think its coming to you, such a strange situation You want to turn me around by the resume around my neck Hand in hand on the witness stand making time with you You want to jerk me around with your resume around your neck You're gonna buy us with the ease of a virus and disease You were on a rope but now your done, your lead is hard to follow Your story's hard to swallow, you've stopped being very much fun I think its coming to you, such a strange occupation You've got it coming to you, such a strange situation I wanna hang you up by the resume around your neck Hand in hand on the witness stand making time with you Send you home with broken bones making time with you