Mr. Mom

Lost my job, came home mad Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad She said "I can go to work until you find another job" I thought, I like the sound of that Watch TV and take long naps Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom Well! Pampers melt in a maytag dryer Crayons go up one drawer higher Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time Breakfast six, naps at nine There's bubble gum in the baby's hair Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday, Mr. Mom Football, soccer and ballet Squeeze in scouts and P.T.A And there's that shopping list she left That's seven pages long How much smoke can one stove make The kids won't eat my charcoal cake It's more than any man can take being Mr. Mom Well! Pampers melt in a maytag dryer Crayons go up one drawer higher Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time Breakfast six, naps at nine There's bubble gum in the baby's hair Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday, Mr. Mom Before I fall in bed tonight If the dog didn't eat the cla*sified I'm gonna look just one more time 'Cause Pampers melt in a maytag dryer Crayons go up one drawer higher Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time Breakfast six, naps at nine There's bubble gum in the baby's hair Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair Been crazy all day long Oh been crazy all day long and it's only Monday, Mr. Mom Oh Mr. Mom Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills Thought there was nothing to it Baby, now I know how you feel What I don't know is how you do it Honey, you're my hero