Introduction by Alex Cooley/Workin' For MCA

Ahhhhhgggg! Ohhh ... seven years of hard luck, comin' down on me From the Florida border, yes, up to Nashville Tennessee I worked in every joint you can name, yessuh, every honkytonk Along come Mister Yankee Slicker, sayin' maybe you what I want Want you to sign your contract Want you to sign today Gonna give you lots of money Workin' for MCA Ohhh ... nine thousand dollars, that's all we could win But we smiled at the Yankee Slicker with a big ol' Southern grin They're gonna take me out to California, gonna make me a superstar Just pay me all my money and maybe you won't get a scar Want you to sign your contract Want you to sign today Gonna give you lots of money Workin' for MCA Ohhh ... slickers steal my money, since I was seventeen If it ain't no pencil pusher, then it got to be a honkytonk queen But I'll sign my contract, baby, and I want you people to know Every penny that I make, I want to see where my money goes Want you to sign your contract Want you to sign today Gonna give you lots of money Workin' for MCA