Saturday Night Special

Two feet they come a creepin' like a black cat do And two bodies are lyin' naked creeper think he got nothin' to lose So he creeps into this house, oh, unlocks the door An' out the man reachin' for his trousers, shoots him full of 38 holes It's a Saturday night special, got a barrel that's blue an' cold Ain't no good for nothin' but put a man six feet in a hole Big Jim's been drinkin' whiskey and playin' poker on a losin' night An' pretty soon, Big Jim starts a thinkin' somebody been cheatin' and lyin' So Big Jim commences to fightin', I wouldn't tell you lie, no, no, no Big Jim gonna put his pistol, shot his friend right between the eyes It's a Saturday night special, got a barrel that's blue an' cold Ain't good for nothin' but put a man six feet in a hole A hand guns was made for killin' it ain't no good for nothin' else And if you like to drink your whiskey, you might even shoot yourself So why don't we dump 'em people to the bottom of the sea Before some of you come around here wanna shoot either you or me It's a Saturday night special, got a barrel that's blue an' cold Ain't good for nothin' but put a man six feet in a hole