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2009-07-23

A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He And His Wife Drive Off A Cliff Into The Ocean

I heard a human voice in an adding machine and my brain slipped out of my ear Which made it hard to hear A customer clapping in approval A bird flew through the window And he s*cked it right into his mouth I looked on the floor and saw The carpet was turning to gla*s I lifted my feet very fast and ran out the door I walked to a bus stop there I waited the bus And when it finally arrived I climbed up inside A lady sat down beside me She gave me a mirror When I looked in it I saw I was her This made me forget that I was Driving at night with my wife She's so beautiful the love of my life We drove into the sea

The Gay Parade

Feb 1999

The Gay Parade
  1. Old Familiar Way
  2. Fun Loving Nun
  3. Tulip Barco
  4. Jaques Lamure
  5. The March Of The Gay Parade
  6. Neat Little Domestic Life
  7. A Collection Of Poems About Water
  8. Y The Quale And Vaguely Bird Noisily Enjoying Their Forbidden Tryst
  9. I'd Be A Yellow Feathered Loon
  10. The Autobiographical Grandpa
  11. The Miniature Philosopher
  12. My Friend Will Be Me
  13. My Favorite Boxer
  14. Advice From A Divorced Gentlemen To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage
  15. A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He And His Wife Drive Off A Cliff Into The Ocean
  16. Nickee Coco And the Invisible Tree