My Favorite Boxer

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer He goes smasho and everyone cheers He turns big men into whimpering cowards He's so strong and how I adore him But I'm so weak So much so that I'm afraid to walk alone down my street I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer His smile is so white like elephant ivory He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends Are tall and blonde with hourgla*s curves But I don't know many girls And I certainly don't know any girls like that Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano One summer day I was sitting on the bridge Looking at the water below When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice Coming from down the road It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped I saw Hector Ormano with some friends And as they approached my mind went blank As I struggled to find the words I was dying to tell him As Hector walked by he picked up a stick And threw it at my head His friends went quiet and Hector said to me "What are you looking at wimp?" HHHHHEEEEECCCCCTTTTTOOOOORRRRR!!!!! Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer Even though he was mean to me My father says I'm a meaningless no one Compared to the perfect Hector Ormano