Santa Claus Is Watching You
Now baby doll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum Honey-bunch, angel face You know you better be good And act like two fine lovers should Be careful what you say and do 'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you He's everywhere, he's everywhere You'd better kiss and hold me tight And give me good lovin' every night 'Cause you'll be sorry if ya make me blue 'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you He's everywhere, he's everywhere Well you may thing you can sneak around And get away with something but there ain't no way 'Cause Santa's no fool, he's really super cool He's the secret head of the CIA Eesh, Iish, crime don't pay You can't do nothin' 'cause you're never alone He's even got a wire tap on your phone So baby if you ever do me wrong Break my heart and leave me alone When Christmas comes, you'll b crying too 'Cause Santa Claus is watching you He's everywhere, he's everywhere Every Christmas eve, he climbs on his sled full of toys With fuel exhaust and side mirrors The fox tails,the mud flaps the leopard-skin seats covers And spreads Christmas cheer to all good little girls and boys Then he says on Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid Donner and Blitzen and Bruce and Marvin, Leon Cletus and George and Bill and Slick and Do-right Clyde and Ace and Blackie and Queenie And Prince and Spot and Rover So where's Rudolph He's on a stakeout at your house You can run, you can hide, but you can't get away Got binoculars focused on you everyday So baby if you ever do me wrong Break my heart and leave me alone When Christmas comes, you'll b crying too 'Cause Santa Claus is watching you He's everywhere, he's everywhere Yeah, Santa Claus is watchin' you He's everywhere oh Lord have mercy! Santa Claus has got his eyes all over you baby You you better watch out hoo! Look out there Santa Claus is peepin' around the corner at you You're in deep trouble, you know that? I don't think you understand the situation I got a call into the North Pole right now Them little elves gonna come down here, whoop up on you I'm mean you got to be true blue - through and through Or Santa's gonna get you!
Collection
1993-03-02
- Streak
- Shriner's Convention
- Mississippi Squirrel Revival
- Gitarzan
- Ahab the Arab
- It's Me Again, Margaret
- Santa Claus Is Watching You
- Ballad of the Blue Cyclone
- Would Jesus Wear a Rolex
- Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five Piece Band)
- Surfin' U.S.S.R.
- I Saw Elvis in a U.F.O.
- Haircut Song
- Everything Is Beautiful
The Best of Ray Stevens
1997-09-16
- Santa Claus Is Watching You
- Harry The Hairy Ape
- Unwind
- Mr. Businessman
- Along Came Jones
- Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down
- Everything Is Beautiful
- America, Communicate With Me
- Sunset Strip
- Turn Your Radio On
- Moonlight Special
- Misty
- I Need Your Help Barry Manilow
- Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleas
- Ahab the Arab
- Gitarzan
- Bridget the Midget (The Queen of the Blues)
- Streak
- Shriner's Convention
- In the Mood
All Time Hits
2007-01-05
- Ahab The Arab
- Butch Babarian
- Funny Man
- Harry The Hairy Ape
- Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills
- My Dad
- Santa Claus Is Watching You
- Speed Ball
- One More Last Change
- Furthermore
- Shriner's Convention
Christmas Through a Different Window
2009-11-10
- Guilt For Christmas
- I Won't Be Home For Christmas
- Greatest Little Christmas Ever Wuz
- Home For The Holidays
- Redneck Christmas
- Xerox Xmas Letter
- Nightmare Before Christmas
- The Annual Office Christmas Party
- The Little Drummer Boy-Next Door
- Bad Little Boy
- Santa Claus Is Watching You