Conspiracy

I have a theory to explain Why my bad luck gets worse each day? It's easy, someone must be out to get me It's a diabolic scheme This conspiracy is givin' me the creeps The big conspiracy Hey, it's just coincidence you say When I go out it always rains Believe me, someone's playin' games with my brain It's a diabolic scheme This conspiracy is givin' me the creeps The big conspiracy Now, I'm ready to believe The big conspiracy, yeah Someone must be out to get me It's a diabolic scheme This conspiracy is givin' me the creeps The big conspiracy Now, I'm ready to believe The big conspiracy, yeah Are you ready to believe? Are you ready to believe? Are you ready to believe? Are you ready to believe?