Lovechild Of The Queen

Ladies and gentlemen Now is the moment you've all been waiting for I'm the lovechild of the Queen My blood is blue, it is not green I was born to live upon the throne Instead I signed up on the dole Suppose my father was a King Gifts to me he did not bring Now every time I see a crown It only makes me want to frown You can't see there's something else I need To help me on my way Every time I think that I'm gonna cry But I'd smile and I'd smile But I haven't got the time We're the bastards of the Queen Our blood is blue, know what I mean We were born to live upon four thrones Instead we sign up on the dole Suppose our father was a King Gifts to us he did not bring Now every time we see a crown It only makes us want to f**king frown You can't see there's something else I need To help me on my way A big fat line you know is what I mean And I'd smile and I'd smile But I haven't got the time Now my story has been told It's getting rather very old Did I tell you about when I was christened Jesus Christ was the name given You can't see there's something else I need To help me on my way A big fat line you know is what I mean And I'd smile and I'd smile But I haven't got the, I haven't got the time